Pippa Middleton madness

Ever since the royal wedding, news reports have been less about Kate and more about her sister Pippa.

Now, some of us might be deeply envious, and others might be wondering what all the fuss is about – but Miss Middleton’s behind has attracted more attention than potentially any other rear in British history.

Many men, and women, might have admired Pippa’s physique – but they’re likely not to have gone on about it too much in front of their partners.

However, one man clearly didn’t realise how second-rate he may have been making his girlfriend feel, and he’s paid dearly as a result of not being able to read the danger signals.

Photos emerged of the mystery man’s blue Peugeot 206 in Birmingham, with “Is Pippa’s bum still better than mine?” sprayed in white across the side of the vehicle.

One amused resident who saw the anger-fuelled graffiti said, “It looks like this guy has made the number one mistake of being way too honest.

“Everybody knows if your girlfriend asks you whether someone is more attractive than them, never say yes, even if it’s true.”

The man who managed to take the photograph of the Peugeot stated, “the driver wasn’t hanging around. He was shielding his face by the looks of it because everybody was pointing and laughing at him.”

Poor guy!

I wouldn’t say he deserved it or invited it even, but it’s fair to say that he could have avoided it with a simple lesson in Relationship Politics 101.

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